I'm suffering from major writer's block today, so I thought I would try something quick, simple and easy that can help you all get to know me better.
Behold, 21 things about Ruby Red you didn't know (and maybe didn't want to know but I'm telling you anyway)...
1. I always read words backwards and try to pronounce them backwards in my head. I don't know why.
2. I hate stroganoff.
3. I have been married for seven years as of this past Monday. Woot!
4. My stepdaughters were 3 and 6 when I met them and they are 11 and 13 now. It gives me gray hair to think about it.
5. Mama Ex and I used to get along relatively well. We didn't go shopping together or anything, but we were on friendly terms. It basically all changed when Hubs and I went to court to ask for more time. I don't regret any of our decisions to go to court.
6. I love guacamole. Like, an unhealthy love.
7. I try to stay out of the Leann Rhimes/Brandi Glanville mom/stepmom drama that seems to explode on Twitter all the time. That shit is cray cray, yo.
8. I have two dachshund dogs and two cats. Both of my dogs are rescues and are full breed animals. Both of my cats are rescues. I am a HUGE proponent of adoption and animal rights and may or may not give anyone a hard time who buys from breeders or pet stores. But I'll always do it nicely!
9. I have an obsession with anything on the Bravo! network. That obsession has expanded to "Ladies of London" this summer.
10. My favorite non-alchy beverage is icy cold Dr. Pepper, though I really try not to drink it.
11. I have struggled with infertility for 4 years. It drives me bat sh*t crazy.
12. I'm deeply considering opening this blog up to talk about my entire life as a whole, rather than just experiences as a stepmom. Thoughts?
13. I enjoy paying bills.
14. My fave movie of all time changes daily, but it varies between "Gone With the Wind" and "Sex and the City." I blame the drastic change on the afore mentioned Bravo! network.
15. I was affiliated with one political party my entire life and changed 5 years ago. But I'm still registered as the original affiliation because I'm too lazy to change it.
16. I've started 5 novels and never finished any of them. Someday, friends. Someday.
17. I'm a Midwesterner. Don't hate.
18. I change my nail polish at least twice a week. My husband calls my nail polish drawer the "Rainbow of Death Drawer."
19. For my real job, I'm a sales rep and I frigging love it.
20. My college degree is in interior design.
21. I really, really love red wine.
What else would you like to know, bloggies? I'm pretty much an open book.